somehideitbetter:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now

i feel… so conflicted?
childrapist666:

Try to take my virginity.
 I dare you.

says childrapist


What they did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world. They tried to keep you sated on vapid television shows and vapid music. They cut off your education and fed you brain candy. They took away your music and gave you Top Ten pop stations. They cut off your art and replaced it with endless reality shows for you to plug into, hoping you would sit quietly by as they ran the world. We as a society are only as strong as our weakest link. Give ‘em hell, kids. 

I’ve never loved a post so much in the history of tumblr

zubat:

I can’t wait to wake up every morning

to your beautiful, hazel-colored sleepy eyes

that are accompanied by the most beautiful eyelashes I’ve seen;

to your slightly tanned, soft skin;

to count the lightly-colored, almost invisible freckles on your face;

and to your chocolate brown messy hair.

I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you.

(via shavingryansprivates)

  • my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
  • me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
lolol when i meet a friend